[ forward-dated a smidge to Friday, aka two days after the port ends ]

Apologies if you were trying to reach me in port and I did not answer. It is not lack of professionalism on my part, I was simply victim of Admiral's nonsense. For some reason, it decided best way to enjoy the port was through a coma.

[ which Hilbert is VERY annoyed about ]

Will return to usual infirmary duties post-haste.